babymarkers:
“the-chocolate-chip-pancake:
“ thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
“ none pizza with left beef
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It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
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ive missed you
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babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

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matrixdragon:

disgruntledexplainer:

that-catholic-shinobi:

Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

the daughter of the embodiment of darkness which ate the original sun and moon and almost ate the devil.

That’s not important. What is important is that it was a danger to Mister Frodo.

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sayatsugu:

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Bearded ineffable husbands✨

rowan-of-the-ravenwood:

orangechickenpillow:

fanonical:

gotta give credit to gravity falls for having a cartoon explicitly set during the summer but going

“hey we wanna do a halloween episode”
“but it’s summer”
“the town has a regional not!halloween called summerween fuck you”

I just want to bring to everyone’s attention that summerween is june 22nd ok bye

Reblogging this so that nobody misses Summerween

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yourdearladydisdain:

I can’t get over how eagerly Philipa embraces being a true big sister to Penelope as soon as she’s basically given permission to be.

She’s not jealous of the attention their Mama gives Penelope during the engagement era, she looks worried for Pen when the Queen reveals her as Lady Whistledown at their ball and she absolutely releases those butterflies right then to distract everyone and give Penelope some breathing room.

Then there’s the final scene, where she basically says she hopes her daughter turns out just like her little sister? My heart melted.

maanemand:

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DERRY GIRLS (2018-2022)
Erin Quinnonce said…

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audible301:

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He did end up donating a lot of his stuff

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

She cheers when the monster is winning.

DM: *places an ugly, slavering, repugnant, spine-tingling creature on the battle map*

Child who can barely see over the table: ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵐᵉ :)

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cherrypieguy:

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Crowley as Penitent Magdalene by Mateo Cerezo

45percenterthen:

45percenterthen:

caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

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come 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocate

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greensweaterbi:

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I’d like to apologize now for the person I am about to become.

sniffanimal:

no more group chats. we meet once a week from now on and everyone prepares 2 personal stories and 3-5 memes and we sit in a circle and have a Socratic seminar covering these topics

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terrierfan123:

Sometimes I put my face up against my dog while he’s sleeping to feel his little lungs expand and his little heart beat and I am struck by the beauty of of life and the miracle of nature to evolve for thousands of years just to create one little guy and put him in my house

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